June 13, 2006
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survey stuff
Swiped from Foxxy who swiped them from the folks she linked….
Survey
(Ganked from Ree.)
Finish each sentence….erase my answers and put your own in… Mine are in purple
1) My ex is – a jackass
2) Maybe I should – do something productive with my day
3) I love – my son
4) I don’t understand – how my son can watch the same movie 500 times.
5) I lost my – sanity. Anyone seen it?
6) People say that I’m – Strange. A total dork. A bitch.
7) Sex is – really good when it’s fun and not expected.
8) Love is – over rated
9) Somewhere, someone is – wishing I’d done more playing than watching this weekend.
10) I will always – have my memories.
11) Forever is – a long time. – ditto
12) I never want to – grow up.
13) I think the current President is – a complete waste of space.
14) When I wake up in the morning I – regret it immediately. – again, ditto
15) Life is full of – surprises.
16) My past – is over with.
17) I get annoyed when – I don’t get enough attention
18) I wish – I felt more secure more of the time. – dammit Foxxy, ditto again
19) My dog is – gone. Had to put him down a few years ago.
20) Tomorrow I’m going to – do something semi-productive.
21) I have low tolerance for – stupidity..
22) If I had a million dollars I would – be out of debt, for a while.
23) Sometimes I want to – run away.
and from
The Ultimate Sex Survey
1. Had sex? Yes
2. Had oral sex? Yes
3. Had anal sex? Yes
4. Used more than 3 positions in one session? Not yet
5. Devoted a whole day to sex? Yes, a whole week too
6. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? Not yet.
7. Received open praise for sexual technique? Yes, but can always use more
9. Fallen or lost balance during sex? Nope
10. Brought partner to climax using only hands? Yes
11. Brought partner to climax using only mouth? Yes
12. Had sex while totally dressed? Nope
13. Had sex while standing up? Nope
14. Erotically licked feet or sucked toes? Eww, feet
15. Had sex during yours or her “monthly visit”? Yes
16. 16. Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? Yes
17. Used ice erotically? Yes
18. Used hot melted wax erotically? Not yet
19. Shaved your pubic hair? Yes, on a regular basis
20. Used a sex toy? Yes, I collect them
22. Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.)? Nope
24. Obtained money or a favor for sex? Not intentionally
25. Paid or granted a favor for sex? Not really
26. Given sex in sympathy? No
27. Had sex with a virgin? Not yet.
28. Ever cheated? Yes
29. Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? Yes, unfortunately
31. Had sex with a teacher? No
32. Had sex with a boss? No
33. Had sex with a relative? No
36. Had homosexual sex? Only once, like Saturday.
39. Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? Not technically.
40. Had sex with someone whose name you didn’t know? Not yet
41. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? No.
42. Had more than 10 sexual partners? I’m at 11.
44. Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? Yup
45. Had a menage-a-tois? ?? Yes
46. Had group sex (more than 3)? Not yet
47. Participated in a swap/swinging club? Not really.
48. Had two regular partners at the same time? No
49. Had sex in a public place? Not yet.
50. If so, where? See above.
51. Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? Yes
52. Had sex on the roof of a building? Not yet
53. Had sex in a stationary car? Yes
54. Had sex in a moving car? No
55. Are you a member of the mile high club? No
56. Had sex outdoors at night? Yes
57. Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? No
59. Had sex in the host’s bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? Not yet
60. Had sex in the host’s bedroom while an overnight guest? Not yet
61. Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest? Not yet
62. Had sex at your office or other work area? Not yet
63. Met partner during work hours to have sex? Not yet
64. Had sex in a public restroom? No
65. Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? No
66. Had sex in a dark theatre? No.
67. Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? Yes
68. Had sex in an elevator? No
69. Had sex in a cemetery? No.
70. Had sex in a store dressing room? No.
71. Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances? Yes.
72. Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? Yes
73. Looked at a nude magazine? Yes.
74. Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? Yes
75. Seen a live stripper? Not yet
76. Seen a live sex show? No.
77. Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? They didn’t know I was watching, but they didn’t mind once they knew.
78. Showered with a partner? Yes.
79. Flashed someone (breasts, genitals, mooned)? Yes.
80. Streaked with a group of six or more? No.
81. Stripped for someone? No
82. Stripped for a group of 3 or more? No.
83. Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? No
84. Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? No
85. Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? Yes.
86. Showered while someone watched? No
87. Masturbated? Often
88. Masturbated while someone watched? Yes.
89. Masturbated for a group of three or more people? No
90. Masturbated covertly in public? Yes.
91. Had sex while you knew someone was watching? Yes
92. Been walked in on while having sex? No
93. Walked in on someone having sex? No
94. Had phone sex? Yes
95. Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? Yes
96. Been the photographer for a nude photo? No
97. Been photographed nude? No
98. Been photographed having sex? No
99. Been videotaped having sex? No
100. Want to have sex with me? Not answering that one…
